Things you never knew until you became a parent of boys.

I was escavating cleaning the boys room when I found three little gnomes with acorns taped to them.  Hmmm...maybe the gnomes are collecting food for the winter.  I found the boys and asked -

Me - "Um... boys,  what's with the acorns taped to these gnomes?"

Aidan -  "Jet packs."

Me - "Jet packs?"

Aidan - "Yeah, doesn't every gnome have a jet pack?"